The saddest, longest, most dramatic snout the internet ever crowned king—now in huggable 3D.
Neck drooping with Oscar-worthy despair, embroidered eyes that guilt-trip harder than a forgotten birthday, and a snout burning to circle the globe just to see you smile.
Buttery-soft ultra-premium minky plush that begs for hugs. One squeeze of his paw and that broken “let me do it for you” moves into your heart rent-free forever.
Limited run; next Long Nose already getting a fresh trim at the groomers.
For adult meme scholars, emotional-support plush addicts, and anyone craving daily existential Russian hound energy. 15+ only.
Long Nose deserves a home on your desk. He’s been a good boy. He's earned it.
