Collection: Chibi in Chief® – Hair Apparent

Behold: the most legendary comb-over of our time, shrunk to 11–12 inches and wrapped in the softest minky plush known to man.

Some wear the red tie. Some wear the cape. Some flip burgers, sling chains, walk on the moon, rock Vegas, or ooze out of the drain in money-green glory. All share the same gravity-defying golden crown.

Fifty MEGA stickers exist solely to plaster that crown on every surface that deserves better conversation.

No toys here. Just limited-run desk dictators and vinyl graffiti for grown-ups who still believe cute can swagger.

15+ only.

They’re here until they aren’t.

Enjoy the show.