4 inches of undrainable chaos straight from the Reflecting Pool. Soft pyramiding money-green minky plush the color of swamp muck and tax dollars. Big hypnotic eyes that lock onto cats like a lobbyist on a bankroll. Pure lumpy slime-beast energy your cat will maul for hours. Built-in refillable catnip pocket plus a fat packet of West Coast’s finest organic Beltway Bud so strong it needs security clearance. Your cat is about to annex the couch, filibuster the furniture, and demand a recount on the treat jar. Limited chaos units; next batch already bubbling up in the Reflecting Pool.
